I have a very short list of things I want to accomplish today. Just five, actually.
- Get a handle on my chronic procrastination.
- Secure an oncologist.
- Finish cleaning off my work desk so it can resume being the dining room table the good Lord intended it to be.
- Make fresh pizza dough for tonight’s Lenten meal.
- Look for a second job to address all the unexpected things which will arise with #2 above.
I am a realistic person. I am trying to learn to be what is called “refreshingly honest.” So I am going to look into my crystal ball and honestly predict what will actually get done:
#1 - Procrastination – Post a meme. DONE
#3 - Cleaning off the desk: - I will shred some stuff, break for lunch, and come back to it. Eventually. Or next week. Whatever.
#4 - Pizza dough – This will happen, because doing that allows me to not think about #2 or #5. Hey, I might even post a video or some pics on the pizza-making process. If I get around to it.
I'm almost definitely certainly going to attack all of this. Right after I take the dog out. He's standing here looking at me. He has to pee. Some things can't be put off.
|...Hey Fatass: take me out, or THIS happens!|
But I will do all of this. Eventually. Maybe after I take a break. Whatever.
|...I will eventually click OK to start my break.|
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