The full report, issued by the North American Institute of Wingology, will be released as soon as all the data is compiled (immediately after cleaning wing sauce off my fingers with a moist towelette).
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|Da chi mi fido, mi guardi Dio, da chi non mi fido guarderò io.|
|"...rain? What rain? It's not raining. And if it is, I don't know anything about it."|
|"...the executive branch will use any power it is given and very likely abuse it."|
|Whaddya looking at? And quit whining.|