Assistant Campaign Manager Goes Berserk!
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| I've no idea how this happened. |
Plains PA - A political operative, apparently unhappy with the dessert selection at lunch, is suspected of painting every surface in his reach with the contents of his pudding cup. He may also have hidden some of his lunch under the cushion of his high chair.
"He denies it," says a spokesman for the Plains Township Police. "But we found pork and beans on his lap and pudding under his fingernails."
Fortunately, his favorite weapon was out of reach.
"In past episodes, he's sprayed most of the furniture with chocolate milk," says a source in the unnamed political campaign. "This time his sippy cup was on the end table."
He will likely go unpunished.
"He's too damned cute," said the spokesperson.
"He denies it," says a spokesman for the Plains Township Police. "But we found pork and beans on his lap and pudding under his fingernails."
Fortunately, his favorite weapon was out of reach.
"In past episodes, he's sprayed most of the furniture with chocolate milk," says a source in the unnamed political campaign. "This time his sippy cup was on the end table."
He will likely go unpunished.
"He's too damned cute," said the spokesperson.
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